This is freaking hilarious and sad all wrapped up in one! How closely it hits the mark on portraying the lengths the new relevant church goes to be accepted in the culture. What is even more worrisome is how soon will it be before churches do go to the popularity contest for pastor selection.
I might argue many already have?
Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category
Commuting Fun
Saturday, July 12th, 2008This was seen one afternoon on my commute home.
I knew the floors on the Metra were not even close to being clean enough to eat off, but this is ridiculous. I didn’t know if I should have laughed or been grossed out at the thought that someone might have said thanks for the suggestion. I realize that vandalism is bad and cost tax payers millions upon millions of dollars, but some times it is just too funny.
Understand Your’e Swede
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008Who would have figured that it would take a bizarre photo gallery on Sun-Sentinel’s website to get me writing. A photo gallery on the site entitled “50 Worst Album Covers” was just strange enough to get my attention. The following album, “Understand Your’e Swede” by Jimmy Jenson, cover was beyond bad or bizarre, but frightening. The man looks down the path at a woman and eight kids, which seems harmless, but look at his hands they are grasping a bag and ax. 
I only wonder what was the message the artist was attempting to convey? It appears to be a scene from a bad B-Movie. Is he going to understand the Swede with an ax? Do the Swede all wear horrible sweaters, have blonde hair, and not understand contraception? What is the sinister plan of the blond man with the ax and what is in his bag?
To see the complete photo gallery go to http://wsfltv.sun-sentinel.com/community/wsfl-50-photogal,0,5043914.photogallery
Weddings Redneck Style
Thursday, March 27th, 2008 |
| I found a new show that completely cracks me up and scares me on CMT called My Big Redneck Wedding. The show follows textbook rednecks as they prepare and have their weddings. The show is hosted by Tom Arnold and his commentary is hilarious. Up to this morning I have witnessed wedding party mud bogging after the I Do’s, a groom hunting hog for the reception, horse-poo throwing, wedding halls decorated with stuffed animals and hay.This is a must see weeknights on CMT and here is a preview video. |
Rockin’ the Vote
Wednesday, March 19th, 2008Evolution of Dance
Friday, February 29th, 2008[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtGQgSY9Nn4[/youtube]
This is what you get when you are bored in the airport.
iPhone Does Almost Everything
Saturday, February 9th, 2008A friend of mine discovered the other day he had dropped his brand new iPone on the way into work. He realized he must have dropped it getting out of a cab, so he went out to see where he got out of the cab, only to find destruction. Well, he discovered something the iPhone doesn’t do; stand up to being run over. Ouch!
I am really not sure what to say . . .
Thursday, January 31st, 2008
Observed in Buca di Beppo in Chicago and it leaves me asking one question; before or after dinner?
Darn Cookies
Sunday, January 27th, 2008
I am like most people and look forward to the Girl Scout Cookie drive every year. I look forward to the delivery of the cookies that I love the Samoas and Thin Mints for Em. Well, this year I went overboard, but really didn’t realize how overboard until Em and I sat down and counted up our orders.
It all started on a Saturday afternoon with a ring of the doorbell and a cute girl asking me to buy cookies. Of course I bought some (6 boxes). About an hour later the doorbell rang again and another cookie peddler and yes I bought again (4 boxes). On Sunday I received an email form a friend asking to purchase cookie form their daughter and of course I did (4 boxes), oh yeah Em received the same email and she said ye, as well (6 boxes). The following week I bought a few more (4 boxes) from a colleague at work, as did Em (3 boxes). Yes, a total of 27 boxes.
Em and I were talking and realized how overboard we went, okay, I went. I guess the first step to recover y is admitting you having a problem. Now I need to find a twelve-step program for Girl Scout Cookie recovery.
No P Word
Thursday, January 24th, 2008The other night Em and I had some friends over for dinner and to hang out when Connor, my son, said the funniest thing. I do not recall what we were talking about, but the word “potty†came up. Well, Connor scolded us and said we were to not use the p word, because he saw it on a sign. I asked where he saw the sign and he explained that in the car earlier that day he saw a sign with a big P and red circle with a line crossing it out. He had mistaken a “No Parking†sign for a sign saying “No P Words.â€
Kids are so awesome!
ha!
Tuesday, November 20th, 2007
Here is a new site that sadly enough amuses me, Smelt It Dealt It.
Yes, it is about receiving, giving, and rumors of gas.
Stink at 20,000 Feet
Friday, November 16th, 2007
On my flight back from Ft. Lauderdale on Friday, November 16th a funk invaded my personal air space in seat D21. It came on so strong I choked and I looked around to determine the source, but no luck. After a few minutes it assaulted my nose again, but this time I was determined to find the offender. Just as the air cleared the gentleman in front of my put his arms behind his head and BAM! There it was again, emitting from his armpits. I thought I was going to hurl, as I looked for a seat to move to, but no such luck. What I wouldn’t have given for a Glade Stick-Up, a can of Lysol, or an emergency landing. I was forced to pull out my tin of Altoids and continually suck them the remainder of the flight.
My prayer is that the Lord would make all people aware of their stink and give them the common sense to take action. You think I am kidding . . .
